Open­ing night of The Clumsy Cus­tard Hor­ror Show… what a com­plete dis­as­ter. The act­ing was pretty good, but the tech was hor­ri­ble. Basi­cally every­thing that could have gone wrong … well … did.

After the show, Parker ripped the crew … and espe­cially me, a new one. We told her that we would fix things … but she said that we embarassed our­selves … lots of fun.