So, on IM, I like to set creative, or at least an attempt at, creative "away" messages. When I jump in the shower and I'm gonna be right back, I leave the following message:
I'm in the shower! If you're a beautiful woman above legal age but below menopause age, feel free to join me!
Now, when you view someone's AIM profile, if they are set to away, their message is displayed above the profile. Right after I set the "shower" message, the following transpired.
[11:59] Jenn: woohoo–can I please!!! :-*
[11:59] *** Auto-response sent to Jenn: I'm in the shower! If you're a beautiful woman above legal age but below menopause age, feel free to join me!
[11:59] *** Auto-response sent to Jenn: I'm in the shower! If you're a beautiful woman above legal age but below menopause age, feel free to join me!
chris@smilingpeanut.com
[11:59] Me: you sure can!
[12:09] Jenn: YAY!!! 
…and after I got out of the shower:
[12:17] Me: hehe, the offer is always open
[12:17] Me:
[12:17] Me: how're you?
[12:17] Jenn: goiod
[12:17] Me: eh?
[12:18] Jenn: good'
[12:18] Me: oh
[12:18] Me: … that's good
[12:18] Jenn: just finished the longest week of my semester
[12:18] Jenn: so now I am happy
[12:18] Jenn: how are you?
[12:18] Me: hehe, cool
[12:18] Me: ok
[12:18] Jenn: just ok?
[12:19] Jenn: what ya been up to?
[12:19] Me: woulda been better if you joined me for that shower,
[12:19] Jenn: yeah..I gotta take one in a bit sooo…;)
[12:19] Me: oooh! don't toy with me .…..
[12:19] Jenn: who
[12:19] Jenn: 's toying?
[12:19] Jenn:
[12:20] Me: you.
[12:20] Jenn: O:-)
[12:20] Me: riiiiiiiiiiight
[12:20] Jenn: ok, true
[12:20] Jenn: sorry
[12:20] Me: hehe, it's ok
[12:20] Jenn: just playing with you:)
[12:20] Me: grr
[12:20] Jenn: ohhhh:-(
[12:21] Me: you're a vile temptress
[12:21] Jenn: hehe
[12:21] Jenn: you love it
[12:22] Me: grr, no i don't.… i'd like it if you were to actually follow-through
[12:22] Jenn: really?
[12:22] Me: yes
[12:22] Jenn: you still like me huh?
[12:22] Me: never stopped.…
[12:22] Jenn: whatever
[12:22] Jenn: now you are toying
[12:22] Me: no i'm not
[12:22] Jenn: yeah ya are
[12:23] Me: why do you say that?
[12:23] Jenn: because if you had actually liked me you wouldn't have broken my heart and put ,me through the wrath of Megan, and all your other friends, etc etc,etc
[12:24] Me: i didn't mean for that to happen, and you know that…
[12:25] Jenn: no I don't
[12:25] Me: well, you should… :-\
[12:25] Jenn: and you should never have flirted with me in the first place when you were already chasing after someone else
[12:25] Me: i wish you did
[12:25] Me: i agree… i shouldn't have.….but i've always been drawn to you.…
[12:26] Jenn: whatever
[12:27] Me: you don't have to believe me.…i doubt you ever will.…but that's how i feel.
[12:29] Jenn: ok
[12:29] Jenn: fine
[12:29] Jenn: I do actually believe you…its just that it hurt a lot
[12:29] Jenn: from the start
[12:30] Jenn: and it is hard to try and look past that
[12:30] Me: i know… and it still hurts me to know that i caused that.…
[12:33] Jenn: ok, that is good to know
[12:34] Jenn: atleast you have feelings
[12:36] Jenn: so what are ya up to now??
[12:37] Me: yeah, i've got a lot of feelings.… and yes, that still hurts.… i didn't want to hurt you, but i wasn't willing to destroy megan either.… it was a bad situation.… it also hurts still because i think i've ruined any chance i ever had with you.… and i hate that.…
[12:37] Me: right now, i'm working
[12:39] Jenn: yikes, this sounds like something we still need to talk about–I am suprised–I didn't think you wanted another chance with me
[12:39] Me: yes, perhaps.… and yes, i did.…. and do.
[12:41] Jenn: hmm
[12:41] Jenn: well we should get together over dinner or coffee or something sometime
[12:41] Me: okie
[12:17] Me:
[12:17] Me: how're you?
[12:17] Jenn: goiod
[12:17] Me: eh?
[12:18] Jenn: good'
[12:18] Me: oh
[12:18] Me: … that's good
[12:18] Jenn: just finished the longest week of my semester
[12:18] Jenn: so now I am happy
[12:18] Jenn: how are you?
[12:18] Me: hehe, cool
[12:18] Me: ok
[12:18] Jenn: just ok?
[12:19] Jenn: what ya been up to?
[12:19] Me: woulda been better if you joined me for that shower,
[12:19] Jenn: yeah..I gotta take one in a bit sooo…;)
[12:19] Me: oooh! don't toy with me .…..
[12:19] Jenn: who
[12:19] Jenn: 's toying?
[12:19] Jenn:
[12:20] Me: you.
[12:20] Jenn: O:-)
[12:20] Me: riiiiiiiiiiight
[12:20] Jenn: ok, true
[12:20] Jenn: sorry
[12:20] Me: hehe, it's ok
[12:20] Jenn: just playing with you:)
[12:20] Me: grr
[12:20] Jenn: ohhhh:-(
[12:21] Me: you're a vile temptress
[12:21] Jenn: hehe
[12:21] Jenn: you love it
[12:22] Me: grr, no i don't.… i'd like it if you were to actually follow-through
[12:22] Jenn: really?
[12:22] Me: yes
[12:22] Jenn: you still like me huh?
[12:22] Me: never stopped.…
[12:22] Jenn: whatever
[12:22] Jenn: now you are toying
[12:22] Me: no i'm not
[12:22] Jenn: yeah ya are
[12:23] Me: why do you say that?
[12:23] Jenn: because if you had actually liked me you wouldn't have broken my heart and put ,me through the wrath of Megan, and all your other friends, etc etc,etc
[12:24] Me: i didn't mean for that to happen, and you know that…
[12:25] Jenn: no I don't
[12:25] Me: well, you should… :-\
[12:25] Jenn: and you should never have flirted with me in the first place when you were already chasing after someone else
[12:25] Me: i wish you did
[12:25] Me: i agree… i shouldn't have.….but i've always been drawn to you.…
[12:26] Jenn: whatever
[12:27] Me: you don't have to believe me.…i doubt you ever will.…but that's how i feel.
[12:29] Jenn: ok
[12:29] Jenn: fine
[12:29] Jenn: I do actually believe you…its just that it hurt a lot
[12:29] Jenn: from the start
[12:30] Jenn: and it is hard to try and look past that
[12:30] Me: i know… and it still hurts me to know that i caused that.…
[12:33] Jenn: ok, that is good to know
[12:34] Jenn: atleast you have feelings
[12:36] Jenn: so what are ya up to now??
[12:37] Me: yeah, i've got a lot of feelings.… and yes, that still hurts.… i didn't want to hurt you, but i wasn't willing to destroy megan either.… it was a bad situation.… it also hurts still because i think i've ruined any chance i ever had with you.… and i hate that.…
[12:37] Me: right now, i'm working
[12:39] Jenn: yikes, this sounds like something we still need to talk about–I am suprised–I didn't think you wanted another chance with me
[12:39] Me: yes, perhaps.… and yes, i did.…. and do.
[12:41] Jenn: hmm
[12:41] Jenn: well we should get together over dinner or coffee or something sometime
[12:41] Me: okie
[Backstory: This is the girl that I cheated on Megan with the night before my senior prom. I broke her heart because I refused to leave Megan for her, as it took that experience to make me realize that I really loved Megan. Bad blood has existed between them since…]
I really don't know what to think about this.…