The Tragic End of Ma-pey

When we last left our hero Ma-pey, he had joined with Queen May-gan and together, they ruled the world, using their love as a power that no one else could ever con­quer. Their rule, which Ma-pey thought would last for­ever, seemed to be doing so, until.…

One day, Queen May-gan saw Ma-pey for what he really was, a demo­nand made it her mis­sion to slay the hor­ri­ble mon­ster pre­vi­ously known as Ma-pey. She waited for sev­eral months, waited for the time to be right, to exploit his weak­nesses and destroy him. She sat on her haunches, let­ting her fear and anger build until one day, the oppor­tu­nity pre­sented itself.

The evil mon­ster that was known as Ma-pey was dead. And Queen May-gan couldn't have been hap­pier. She lit­er­ally ran all around the king­dom, singing the praises of being free of that foul crea­ture, and her loyal sub­jects (who had never really liked Ma-pey any­way) joined her in celebration.

Some time passed, enough for Queen May-gan and the rest of the king­dom to eas­ily for­get what once was King Ma-pey. Things could not have been going bet­ter for May-gan, or so she thought, until…

A mys­te­ri­ous stranger known only as Garrrrr-Ettt appeared in the king­dom. Once there, he heard the sto­ries of the vile King Ma-pey and made it his mis­sion to pick up where Ma-pey had left offand he set about woo­ing Queen May-gan.

The Queen imme­di­ately noticed Garrrrr-Ettt, and with Ma-pey long since for­got­ten, she went with him to the annual prom­e­nade, fell in love with him, and together they ruled the king­dom in ways that Ma-pey never could have done.

And they lived hap­pily ever after.