I never know what to say in these things. They always seem to come across as part A&E Biog­ra­phy, part epi­taph. I'm not sure I like either approach, really, so I'll try to stick with the basics.

I'm Chris. Twenty-something. Born to Milo Joe and Deanna on August 17, 1982 at St. Cather­ine Hos­pi­tal in Gar­den City, Kansas. Hon­estly, I remem­ber almost noth­ing of Kansas. My par­ents were divorced before I was a year old, and my mother and I moved to Colorado.

Attended Saint Joseph Catholic School, Pre­ston JHS and Rocky Moun­tain High School. Grad­u­ated to the real world in 2001.

Since then, many jour­neys. Worked in web devel­op­ment, edu­ca­tion, inde­pen­dent film, and cur­rently the mobile elec­tron­ics indus­try. I'm sure they share some attrib­utes, but I'll be damned if I can tell you what they are.

Co-founded a com­pany in 2002 by the name of Smil­ing Peanut. We're not sure what it does, either, but it gives me the oppor­tu­nity to put all of my crazy ideas under one ban­ner. I'll do some­thing big with it one of these days.

Reg­u­lar vol­un­teer for Dragon*Con, the country's largest multi-media con­ven­tion (in the South­east). More on the insan­ity is pub­licly avail­able (unfor­tu­nately) at techops.net and dragoncontv.com.

My life is pretty sim­ple. I've got a job, a cat, and some close friends. What more could a nerd need?

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• My Resume
• Cur­ricu­lum Vitae
• Pro­fes­sional Credits