My apolo­gies to all of my read­ers (the three or so of you that are out there) for my lack of updat­ing this here jour­nal thingie. I've been hav­ing seri­ous com­puter issues which I'm work­ing on fix­ing. But see­ing as how I'm a moron, it might be a while.

Don't worry, I'll be back … that is if Bill Gates and his Godzilla-like mon­ster don't eat me alive …

I tried to get on my free trial of AOL tonight. A friend wanted my help with some­thing. I attempted (and failed) to get that damn thing to work — for over an hour! I think that a good present for [AOL Chair­man] Steve Case would be a choco­late revolver. And since he's so busy, you'd have to run up to him real quick and hand it to him. Ha!